If the Earth was flat, cats would’ve pushed everything off of it by now.
(via sotick)
I’m not an early bird or a night owl… I’m some form of permanently exhausted pigeon.
(Source: eatingisfab, via abduction)
Jumpscares in middle of a porn video would be a good idea to scare someone.
(via abduction)
(Source: badgalbarbie, via permeate)
